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my name is megan, i'm sixteen, and i love food and clothes and shopping and being stupid with my friends. i hate working out (but i do i anyway) and asterixes without footnotes and people who slam doors when they're angry and cherries on top of perfectly good sundaes.

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Oct 24th · 10

sabishiis:

Matsuoka Rin - Eyes

Oct 24th · 7241

ionlylovebooks:

“I Really Wanna Talk to You Because You’re Perfect But I Have A Slight Feeling I’m Annoying Based On Small Meaningless Indications” A book by me

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meladoodle:

meladoodle:

in gta online, because im a female character i actually get people in cars coming up to me and beeping their horns to get me to get in their car. you can’t escape, ladies. i got men thirsty for my pixel puss

 btw i killed them all

Oct 24th · 94611

toospookyloki:

destielsfalling:

Did anyone catch the fact they talked about Detroit? Does anyone remember what happens in Detroit kiddos?

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ohshit

Oct 24th · 3578
manafromheaven:
“ MANY ROLL !!! VERY SQUISH !!!
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manafromheaven:

MANY ROLL !!! VERY SQUISH !!!

Oct 24th · 479330
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saywhat-hetalia:

animelody:

by 宝井理人

Oct 24th · 39074
sp8der8ite:
“ well i know where i’ll be sitting
”

sp8der8ite:

well i know where i’ll be sitting

Aug 31st · 107862

le-go-go-las:

carryon-my-wayward-vagabond:

ramblingsofadeadite:

Quick reminder that these are all real movies.

Are you kidding

It gets funnier with every title

Aug 31st · 220196

all-the-superwholock:

its-jack-the-human:

preteen:

how do i install a new attractive and cute face

You can’t install software already on the device

THAT WAS THE CUTEST RESPONSE I’VE EVER SEEN

Aug 31st · 483862

premiium:

-ponyboy-:

itsonlyyforever:

honk-kong:

jillbiden:

the queen wearing a hoodie whilst driving a range rover

[x]

“the thug life chose me”

this is the greatest thing ever

live fast die young bad girls do it well

i RUN these streets

Aug 31st · 427062
caffeinatedbirdofrecklessness:
“
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caffeinatedbirdofrecklessness:

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Aug 31st · 42490
There are 5 types of fear

cvroline:

1. Terror
2. Panic
3. 14 missed calls from mom
4. Username or password is incorrect
5. “We need to talk”

Aug 31st · 899992